Karl Lagerfeld: “You’re Fired”

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    Shapewear Tank Tops AerieLaunched a lingerie campaign featuring a retouch-free model. Proves that, unsurprisingly, models do look better than normal people in their underwear.

     Arm Shaper Cyrus, MileyDistracts from her topless-ness by wearing fake teeth. Good tactic.

    Ellingson, LindsayThe blonde Victoria’s Secret Angel is launching a jewelry line called Goldie Knots. Clever.

    Elie SaabMade the news when a model at the designer’s Spring 2014 couture show took a tumble. Jennifer Lawrence, take note.

    Gaga, LadyWore a piece of Atelier Versace right off the Spring 2014 couture runway—and will not give it back. Sorry, Donatella.

    Gevinson, TaviReveals that she will study acting in college, even though she’s no Rookie.

    H&MAllowing David Beckham fans to choose the ending of the brand’s Super Bowl commercial. What’s wrong with using both?

    Katrantzou, MaryThe design goddess of symmetrical prints is teaming up with the shoe designer Gianvito Rossi. Our feet can’t wait, but our wallets sure can.

    Knightley, KeiraWas banned from pouting by director Joe Wright. Really?

    Lagerfeld, KarlWas fired from Chanel by 6-year-old model Hudson Kroenig following the brand’s couture Spring 2014 show in Paris. Donald Trump, watch your back.

    PreenFinally put out a children’s collection. No word as to whether or not Hudson Kroenig considers it acceptable.

    Rag & BoneCast Nymphomaniac star Stacy Martin and actor Emile Hirsche in their new, fully clothed ad campaign.

    ValentinoIs bringing back Bjork’s memorable swan dress in hopes the Icelandic singer will wear it to the Grammy Awards this year.

    Van Lamsweerde, InezThe photographer teamed up with Deborah Lippmann on a nail polish named after her favorite techno song, Break4Love. Is really taking this whole personal brand thing seriously.